finally a picture that describes my life perfectly
(Source: amnemonic)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Plot Twist: Sherlock and John are totally gay and hopelessly in love, but everybody assumes they’re just friends.
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
nailed it
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
The pale red letter
to injure a mockingbird
the mild afternoon strolls of tom sawyer
The elected representative of a ring.
fairly decent omens
game of elected representative seats
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
With the lights off
(Source: road2perdition)
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
(Source: timorleste)
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
u-ok:
u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud
